Luke: (during his 1st week of kindergarten) I can make a lower case a!
Dave: That’s pretty cool, how do you do it?
Luke: You make a d and put a line through it.
Dave: Well that sounds…. interesting. You’ll have to show me when we get home.
Luke: You mean you don’t know how to make one??
The day before school starts
Bella: Can I have some salmonella before bed tonight?
Me: What??
Bella: You know the stuff that makes me tired and will reset my body clock?
Me: (laughing) You mean Melatonin? Salmonella might kill you.
Bella: Yeah, whatever.
Me: BIG difference.
Liza to a friend: Do you want to play hide & seek?
Friend: Yes, I’ll count!
Liza: Ok, I’ll hide under that chair!
Friend: OK!
(and they both took turns counting and hiding under the same chair for 15 minutes)
Me: Are you making prints in the mud with your boots?
Liza: No, I’m making princesses.
Liza: We’re playing restaurant, what would you like?
Me: I’d love an apple.
Liza: We don’t have that.
Me: How ’bout a banana?
Liza: We don’t have that.
Me: A Hamburger?
Liza: We don’t have that.
Me: What do you have?
Liza: Pizza
Me: Ok, I’ll have a slice of pizza.
Liza: *prepares and delivers pizza*
Liza: Would you like dessert?
Me: Yes, I’ll have some cake please!
Liza: We don’t have that.
Me: Ice cream?
Liza: We don’t have that.
Me: Ok, just tell me what you have..
Liza: I told you, we have pizza.
